Welcome to Sastasha, everyone's favorite dungeon!
(Gerard Bunansa) Davos, your healing is dick. Yeehaw, Howdy, Giddyup!
(Davos Stormborne) Cure what? why would I even have Esuna on my hotbar?
(Duress Astutulus) *DPS DPS DPS AGGRO AGGRO AGGRO COMM SUCK COMM SUCK*
(Indignation Astutulus) *DIES*
(Davos Stormborne) Oh shit, bene'd myself.

More fight:

(Indignation Astutulus) *DIES*

More fight:

(Indignation Astutulus) *DIES*
(Davos Stormborne) Shit my swiftcast doesn't work.
(Gerard Bunansa) From the log "Davos Stormborne gains the effect of Swiftcast. Davos Stormborne loses the effect of swiftcast."
(Indignation Astutulus) *DIES SOMEHOW WHILE ALREADY DEAD*
(Duress Astutulus) *PULL DPS DPS DPS AGGRO AGGRO AGGRO COMM SUCK COMM SUCK*
(Davos Stormborne) Indi, you can be my wingman anytime.
(Indignation Astutulus) Davos, what an insightful reference to a not quite topical but still wonderful movie.
(Gerard Bunansa) That movie is for olds.
(Indignation Astutulus) Surely, Gerard, you must be mistaken and need more education in the fine arts.
(Gerard Bunansa) Whatever gramps, I'm going to go watch Justin Beiber and One Direction videos. I don't know how anyone stands movies made before 2008. Shitty "Classic movies". Yeehaw, howdy, giddyup!
(Indignation Astutulus) WHAT FOR FUCKS SAKEAOEIFHA NPIJNGALKJFSN SKDJF
(Davos Stormborne) WHAT FOR FUCKS SAKEAOEIFHA NPIJNGALKJFSN SKDJF
(Duress Astutulus) WHAT FOR FUCKS SAKEAOEIFHA NPIJNGALKJFSN SKDJF *PULL DPS DPS DPS AGGRO AGGRO AGGRO COMM SUCK COMM SUCK*