So…………………………………………………… Who's ready for Heavensward, huh?!
It's been a quiet few weeks 'round these parts…
A bunch of fuckin' Texans invaded the FC.
Clarebear graduated school.
Faelline forgot to LB.
Soul had sex on a stuffed unicorn.
Bitte felt up Eric's nut…kin…
…while Dank watched.
Chaotic juggled bags of milk.
Captain Awesome remained awesome.
Fiz sailed the Barbary Coast (YARR!)…
…while Banin sailed a sea of pink.
Asce thetic realized that his first name is "Ass".
Indi fished for high quality chubs.
Someone left Gerard in the dryer.
Dicknasio was AFK.
Astinus carried 7 people in T13.
Patch splashed a pumpkin spiced latte in some tween's face and quit his job.
Davos lost his shit over the Cavs.
Wtfbgg'com Cheapgiljt asked to be everyone's friend.
Everyone squeed over Fallout 4 (Dishonored 2 and Uncharted 4 and FF7).
And Eric continued not having a soul.
But with the patch hitting next Tuesday (sooner for us cool kids who pre-ordered), everyone has started registering their early access codes (RIGHT, GUYS?), saving up rested xp (RIGHT, GUYS?), and clearing out their quest journals (RIGHT, GUYS?).
Everyone, that is, except for one… who seems to have other things on his mind…
Which is a pity, really, as I hear Daenerys Bunansa and her sentient eyebrows know a thing or two about dragons?
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