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Company Board: Sup guys this is Soul. May or may not be on tonight, to busy trying to stay adrift in the sea of pink.




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Yo, man.



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Yo.



[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Open up, man.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>What do you want, man?

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>My girl just caught me.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>You let her catch you?

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I don't know how I let this happen.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>With who?

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>The boy next door, you know.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Man.

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I don't know what to do.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Say it wasn't you.

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Alright.




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Creeping with the boy next door



[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Picture this: we were both butt naked

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Banging on the bathroom floor!



[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>How could I forget that I had

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Given her an extra key?

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>All this time she was standing there

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She never took her eyes off me…




[FC] <Davos Stormborne>How you forget you gave her access to your villa?

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Trespass and a witness all the hackling on your pilla'.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>You better watch your back before she turn into a killa'.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Best review the situation that you caught up inna':

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>To be a true player you have to know how to play.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>If she say a night, convince her say a day.

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Never admit to a word that she say,

[FC] <Davos Stormborne>And if she claim "yeah", you tell her "baby, no way".




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>But she caught me on the counter!



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She saw me bangin' on the sofa.



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I even had him in the shower!



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She even caught me on camera…



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She saw the marks on my shoulder.



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Heard the words that I told him…



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Heard the screams get louder…



[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯




[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She stayed until it was over!






[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Creeping with the boy next door.



[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Picture this: we were both butt naked

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Banging on the bathroom floor!



[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I had tried to keep her from what

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She was about to see.

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Why should she believe me

[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>When I told her it wasn't me?





fin.