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evillittlekitten
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460 weeks ago
Welcome to Siren!
Company Board: Sup guys this is Soul. May or may not be on tonight, to busy trying to stay adrift in the sea of pink.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Yo, man.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Yo.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Open up, man.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>What do you want, man?
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>My girl just caught me.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>You let her catch you?
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I don't know how I let this happen.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>With who?
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>The boy next door, you know.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Man.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I don't know what to do.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Say it wasn't you.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Alright.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Creeping with the boy next door
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Picture this: we were both butt naked
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Banging on the bathroom floor!
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>How could I forget that I had
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Given her an extra key?
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>All this time she was standing there
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She never took her eyes off me…
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>How you forget you gave her access to your villa?
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Trespass and a witness all the hackling on your pilla'.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>You better watch your back before she turn into a killa'.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Best review the situation that you caught up inna':
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>To be a true player you have to know how to play.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>If she say a night, convince her say a day.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>Never admit to a word that she say,
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>And if she claim "yeah", you tell her "baby, no way".
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>But she caught me on the counter!
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She saw me bangin' on the sofa.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I even had him in the shower!
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She even caught me on camera…
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She saw the marks on my shoulder.
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Heard the words that I told him…
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Heard the screams get louder…
[FC] <Davos Stormborne>"It wasn't me." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She stayed until it was over!
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Creeping with the boy next door.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Picture this: we were both butt naked
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Banging on the bathroom floor!
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>I had tried to keep her from what
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>She was about to see.
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>Why should she believe me
[FC] <Indignation Astutulus>When I told her it wasn't me?
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